Stripped from the bowels of my friends' Facebook posts and other insanity that comes out of my head

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Hot Coffee

"I phoned (name brand deleted**) and told them that my morning coffee was a little too hot after their coffeemaker went up in a flaming ball of black smoke. They Fed-Exed me a new one, chrome and all.


** I didn't want to get sued for inferring this particular coffee maker company sells explosive coffee makers