One of my friends went camping.
This is a true story:
After spending all day and a butt-ton of money to prepare her jeep for the trip to the camp site...
Luckily the friend she went camping with also drove, so after towing the jeep...
Actual picture of the phone:
Got to the camping site and then this happened the entire time they were there:
They left everything at the camp and checked into a hotel... and my friend developed a sinus infection.