Stripped from the bowels of my friends' Facebook posts and other insanity that comes out of my head

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Super Mom

"My son pronounced that I'm the best mom in the entire world because we are having cinnamon rolls for breakfast"

A new superhero is born


Happy Snow Dance

Apparently there is a tradition called the "Happy Naked Snow Dance" to make it snow... or at least that's what some of my friends tell me... I'm not going to argue


I'm Good

This is pretty self explanatory... well, at least if anyone knows my friends


Angry Pasta

My friend bragged about having angry pasta for dinner... I had know idea there was such a thing


Whatver It Takes

Sometimes when there's no candy in the house, one must go couch spelunking


When Scootering Goes Bad

A friend was scootering with her dogs.  She didn't quite make the curve

But she did get a stylish "fall risk" sash in the hospital

*life *accidents

Terror of the Flat Iron

A Siberian Husky.

A flat iron

Wackiness ensues


Scaredy Pee

A friend's Chihuahua is afraid of fireworks and refuses to "go" in the yard if they are going off.  Unlike larger breed dog owners, she has the capability of "pee assist"


Wednesday, September 5, 2012


Someone nabbed this version and removed my copyright (which really pisses me off by the way) and spread it on Facebook, so here it is for everyone to enjoy LEGALLY


Monday, September 3, 2012

Ask, and Ye Shall Receive

"Does anyone know if a pair of goggles that doesn't fog up or leak has yet been invented? I'd love to have a pair."

 *inventions *life

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Welcome Back Students

"Nothing like a 24 hr stomach bug that involves throwing up in your daughters class room on "back to school day". I'm sure I made a lasting impression on my daughter's teacher."


The Great Escape

"Poo harvest was exciting today. Husband switched the dogs while I was out in the dog yard and locked ME in the kennel. Of course, he was inside with the vacuum on and couldn't hear my phone call. I cannot reveal my escape tactics out of fear that the dogs may implement them in the future."

*animals *accidents *life