Stripped from the bowels of my friends' Facebook posts and other insanity that comes out of my head

Saturday, June 11, 2016

Watering

This is how our neighbor is watering her flowers.

I'm pretty sure there's a better way


Grocery Shopping

So this happened at the grocery store yesterday.


Apparently in the State of Maryland the proper protocol is to completely avoid the old woman that slipped on something wet in aisle 8 and face planted... including all of the cashiers.

She said she was fine.  I walked her up to a manager.