Poop Bag Fail

Aerobics

Carbon Footprint

Things That Stick Out

Not HAL

I Know Why the Free Bird Poops

Have a Nicer Trip

Have a Nice Trip

Fashion

Why Did the Chickens...

Twas the Night Before Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the house
The pee pads were spread
because we have old dogs

Mom in her.... shorts
and Dad in his... shorts
were sweating to death because of stupid El Nino

When out in the yard there arose such a clatter...
Was it the broken down 4-runner, the RAV that needs new tires and the deadly recalled airbags, the washing machine, the fridge water dispenser???

Meh, whatever.

We have semi-healthy dogs, we're fine, and so life goes...

Merry Christmas to all and we hope we win Powerball.

Old Dog Ownership

Runaway Ornaments

Wardrobe Malfunction

New Children's Book

I decided to write a children's book.

Not one of those pansy "... and they lived happily ever after" lies that paint the world into a rosy picture where bad things may happen, but in the end the good guy wins and life is beautiful.

I want to give kids a realistic idea of what it's like to grow up... and they need to just be a damn kid for as long as humanly possible because once you hit "that age" it's all over.

I'm calling it:

Here are some chapters:

Just Getting...

Is this a Maryland thing or an all over the world thing?

You just get your coffee and you stop by to put some sugar in it, when someone else practically shoves you out of the way and says:

"Excuse me, I'm just getting sugar (or cream or a napkin or whatever)"

What?  Like I'm just standing there for no reason whatsoever???

Casting Call

Life's a Beach

Kitchen Tip #5,694

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Scarves