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Saturday, February 23, 2013
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Friday, January 18, 2013
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Gotta Potty
"Putting some socks on the radiators to warm my toes up after one last outdoor potty break... "
"**for the dog. Not me."
" ***the potty break, I mean. You guys do know what I'm saying, right? "
*poop *life *animals
"**for the dog. Not me."
" ***the potty break, I mean. You guys do know what I'm saying, right? "
*poop *life *animals
Sunday, December 30, 2012
The Great Escape
Now that the very important Christmas cookie baking season has passed I'll let my husband attempt to dismantle my oven door to clean the glass from the Thanksgiving turkey escape. Wish us luck!
*life
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Hot Coffee
"I phoned (name brand deleted**) and told them that my morning coffee was a little too hot after their coffeemaker went up in a flaming ball of black smoke. They Fed-Exed me a new one, chrome and all.
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** I didn't want to get sued for inferring this particular coffee maker company sells explosive coffee makers
** I didn't want to get sued for inferring this particular coffee maker company sells explosive coffee makers
People Still Iron?
"I was ironing once when my iron decided to spark and start on fire. Luckily it was winter and I threw it out in a snowbank."
*life *accidents
Not So Smart Card Reader
A co-worker discovered (the hard way) that there's an empty slot underneath her Smart Card Reader and was too embarrassed to ask for help. She ended up calling Tech Support after all of her efforts failed.
*work
Friday, December 21, 2012
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Trick or Treat
Every year around Halloween in my County, there is a prescription drug turn in. My co-worker and I thought it was such a shame that good drugs are being turned in and destroyed...
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Do What Feels Right
"My baby is using an Italian seasoning packet as a rattle. whatever. Did I mention she was sitting on a bag of marshmallows while she was doing this?"
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