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Saturday, August 25, 2012

Why I Never Get Promoted

When I'm stressed at work, I chew on my lip, which causes a sore (duh)
I found some awesome dental goo in the work medicine cabinet, numbed my mouth right up
I started eating a bagel
Since my mouth was numb, I didn't realize I had bitten the crap out of my lip
A co-worker comes by to chat

*work *life