Because

Someone nabbed this version and removed my copyright (which really pisses me off by the way) and spread it on Facebook, so here it is for everyone to enjoy LEGALLY

*life

Ask, and Ye Shall Receive

"Does anyone know if a pair of goggles that doesn't fog up or leak has yet been invented? I'd love to have a pair."

 *inventions *life

Welcome Back Students

"Nothing like a 24 hr stomach bug that involves throwing up in your daughters class room on "back to school day". I'm sure I made a lasting impression on my daughter's teacher."

*life

The Great Escape

"Poo harvest was exciting today. Husband switched the dogs while I was out in the dog yard and locked ME in the kennel. Of course, he was inside with the vacuum on and couldn't hear my phone call. I cannot reveal my escape tactics out of fear that the dogs may implement them in the future."

*animals *accidents *life

When Zoomies Go Bad

Huskies + Zoomies + expensive electronics = broken

*animals *accidents

Scaredy Cat

My friend's 13 year old cat escaped the house and proceeded to terrify small children (wimps)

*animals

The Gift of Moles

"One of the dogs left me a gift on my pillow... a mole"

*animals

Never Underestimate the Power

A friend discovered the power of a Dyson vacuum when the wand came too close to her foot.

*accidents

Treadmills Are Tricky

"Fell off the treadmill at the gym"

*accidents

Bras

"I HATE shopping for bras, it's so confusing"

*life

Don't get me started on why there is a need for Garanimals for adults

Idiom Diet

When my friend said her diet made her feel full of piss and vinegar... I sorta misunderstood

*life

Simple

"I wish there was an easier way to sew a button on a pair of pants"

Tah DAH!

*inventions

Good Morning

"This morning I woke up and the cat was sucking on my toes"

*animals

Be Specific

When you post that you are hungry enough to eat an arm... seriously, you expect me to let that one go?

*life

Better To Give Than Receive

Sometimes when you ask your dog to "give" up what it found, you may not like what you get

*animals

Naughty Kitteh!

Some cats just don't know their limits... this is one of them

*animals

Naughty By Nature

Another quirk of the Siberian Husky is to try anything to freak out their owners... like climbing into trees

*animals

Shoveller Beware

When there is a lot of snow on the roof, things happen

*accidents

A Normal Husky Morning

As most Siberian Husky owners will attest to, some mornings mean chasing down and retrieving random bunny bits when one dares to enter the yard, and that typically means sprinting around in a robe.

*animals

Why I Never Get Promoted

When I'm stressed at work, I chew on my lip, which causes a sore (duh)
I found some awesome dental goo in the work medicine cabinet, numbed my mouth right up
I started eating a bagel
Since my mouth was numb, I didn't realize I had bitten the crap out of my lip
A co-worker comes by to chat

*work *life