Stripped from the bowels of my friends' Facebook posts and other insanity that comes out of my head
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Saturday, August 16, 2014
The Truth About Fish Tacos
I have to admit that I've been repulsed by fish tacos.
I know what a taco is:
Seasoned beef, cheese, lettuce, tomato, some salsa in a crunchy taco shell.
The mere thought of substituting fish...
Caused this:
And then this:
So, when my husband asked me to make them... urp.
Then I found that fish tacos are usually just fish filets, tartar sauce, lettuce in a tortilla.
Seriously? It's not really a damn taco, now is it?
I know what a taco is:
Seasoned beef, cheese, lettuce, tomato, some salsa in a crunchy taco shell.
The mere thought of substituting fish...
Caused this:
And then this:
So, when my husband asked me to make them... urp.
Then I found that fish tacos are usually just fish filets, tartar sauce, lettuce in a tortilla.
Seriously? It's not really a damn taco, now is it?
Sunday, August 10, 2014
Sharp Things
Husband was cutting vegetables for his lunch...
The next day he was cutting a piece of roast to make a sandwich
I told him to sit down before he chopped off his hand and that I would show him how it's done...
*accidents *life
The next day he was cutting a piece of roast to make a sandwich
I told him to sit down before he chopped off his hand and that I would show him how it's done...
*accidents *life
Friday, August 1, 2014
Probably Not A Good Idea
You've all seen those amazing "Life Hacks" that show you various and sundry ways to make your life OH SO MUCH BETTER with simplistic solutions to problems you never realized you had until you read the selection of life hacks.
One of them is: make more space in your closet by using soda tabs to hang other hangers on... but if you don't drink soda, then WTF?
The little gem below is from Marie Claire (a magazine full of advertisements for things you'll never be able to afford, or fashion tips for clothes you'll never be able to afford and makeup you'll never be able to duplicate and you'll wind up looking like a back alley prosty)
They claim:
"5. Spray a small amount of vodka on your clothes to eliminate strong odors. If you don't have time to wash a shirt before wearing it again but it has a strong, lingering smell, just spray on some vodka and let it dry. The alcohol will kill odor-causing bacteria."
1.) Do you only own ONE shirt? You can't muster the day wearing a clean shirt? You HAVE to drag something out of the dirty clothes that the cat puked on and wear it that day? Here's a real-life hack: buy more than one shirt!
2.) If I spritzed my clothes with vodka, my day would be spent doing this:
On second thought... it may make work a bit more bearable.
One of them is: make more space in your closet by using soda tabs to hang other hangers on... but if you don't drink soda, then WTF?
The little gem below is from Marie Claire (a magazine full of advertisements for things you'll never be able to afford, or fashion tips for clothes you'll never be able to afford and makeup you'll never be able to duplicate and you'll wind up looking like a back alley prosty)
They claim:
"5. Spray a small amount of vodka on your clothes to eliminate strong odors. If you don't have time to wash a shirt before wearing it again but it has a strong, lingering smell, just spray on some vodka and let it dry. The alcohol will kill odor-causing bacteria."
1.) Do you only own ONE shirt? You can't muster the day wearing a clean shirt? You HAVE to drag something out of the dirty clothes that the cat puked on and wear it that day? Here's a real-life hack: buy more than one shirt!
2.) If I spritzed my clothes with vodka, my day would be spent doing this:
On second thought... it may make work a bit more bearable.
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Advise
When you do a search for:
"How do you microwave pizza without the crust getting all soggy"
And someone responds:
"Reheat it in the oven"
You just want to...
"How do you microwave pizza without the crust getting all soggy"
And someone responds:
"Reheat it in the oven"
You just want to...
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Sunday, July 13, 2014
Sunday, July 6, 2014
"Age" Appropriate
*Clearly we understand that we shouldn't dress like Lady Gaga (frankly not even Lady Gaga should dress like Lady Gaga) but where is that line drawn and what brave soul will tell us when we've crossed that line?
Saturday, July 5, 2014
Thursday, July 3, 2014
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
Sunday, June 29, 2014
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